Kisho's Chim Treatment

[23:56]  Dov Watanabe: Ni ni Mikey!
[23:56]  Ima Peccable: awww dammit our chimness left *crais*
[23:56]  Kisho Hykova: lol
[23:57]  Kyne Tigerpaw: awww, ouches
[23:57]  Kisho Hykova: No more 450 dances
[23:57]  Dov Watanabe: lol
[23:57]  Ima Peccable: LOL
[23:57]  Ima Peccable whines at Kisho for chim
[23:58]  Ima Peccable: You got a hundred at least?
[23:58]  Kisho Hykova: I have it on Ima
[23:58]  Abranimations Dance Sphere v1.4: Say /99help at any time for the dance control menu.
[23:58]  Kyne Tigerpaw: hehehe
[23:58]  Kisho Hykova: nah, I think it is like 35
[23:58]  Ima Peccable gropes Kisho for....chim!
[23:58]  Kisho Hykova: My chims is swelling
[23:59]  Dov Watanabe: @_@
[23:59]  Ima Peccable: eeps lol
[23:59]  Dehrynn Shepherd: ::::::::::: T U N E ! ! ! :::::::::::
[23:59]  Dov Watanabe: WOOOOOOOO
[0:01]  Dehrynn Shepherd: you know Kisho, I'm sure there will be volunteers to help you treat that.. swelling
[0:01]  Kisho Hykova: Ooooh
[0:01]  Dov Watanabe runs to fetch some lotion
[0:01]  Ima Peccable snickers
[0:01]  Dehrynn Shepherd pulls lotion from an undisclosed location
[0:01]  Kisho Hykova: What would be the recommended course of treatment in your expert opinion?
[0:01]  Kyne Tigerpaw: mmmmmm XD hehehe
[0:01]  Ima Peccable: >.>
[0:02]  Kyne Tigerpaw: What kinda lotion is that, Deh XD
[0:02]  Kisho Hykova: Magical Elfin lotion
[0:02]  Dov Watanabe: First, palpate the area to see how extensive the swelling is
[0:02]  Ima Peccable: =P
[0:02]  Kyne Tigerpaw snickers
[0:02]  Dehrynn Shepherd: its the kind you use on Kisho's swelling.. parts.. its magical.. though may induce further swelling
[0:02]  Kyne Tigerpaw: No, I know where that comes from...
[0:03]  Ima Peccable: Oh my *gulps*
[0:03]  Dehrynn Shepherd: sometimes, the only way to make it go down is to help it run its course
[0:03]  Dov Watanabe: LOL I have a feeling he's used that line before.
[0:03]  Dehrynn Shepherd: *nods*
[0:03]  Ima Peccable stifles giggles
[0:03]  Kisho Hykova checks.... Yay! My insurance covers that treatment...you may proceed!:-)
[0:03]  Dehrynn Shepherd: *grins and wiggles his eyebrows*
[0:03]  Dov Watanabe: Ahahaaaa
[0:04]  Ima Peccable: Oh noes....not the elven eyebrows
[0:04]  Ima Peccable: Put those things away, they could be dangerous
[0:05]  Kisho Hykova: Well, I have heard Elves are Magically Delicious :-)
[0:05]  Dehrynn Shepherd: only if used in the right hands.. and mine are occupied giving necessary..medical..treatment.. for swelling *nods wisely*
[0:05]  Dov Watanabe: Let's hope
[0:05]  Dehrynn Shepherd: Yeah, we are, and we're still suing Lucky Charms for stealing our schtick
[0:05]  Ima Peccable giggles beyond hope
[0:05]  Kisho Hykova: Uhm...doc...those listed side effects: Swelling, stiffness, pangs of pleasure, slight dripping...they are all happening...what should I do
[0:06]  Kyne Tigerpaw: hagwgwgw
[0:06]  Dov Watanabe: "Paging Dr. Shepherd! Dr. Shepherd to elf treatment STAT!"
[0:06]  Kyne Tigerpaw: hahaha, that is XD
[0:06]  Ima Peccable meeps
[0:06]  Kisho Hykova: lol
[0:06]  Ima Peccable blocks Dr. Curly from running in instead!
[0:06]  Kyne Tigerpaw: hey, elf medicine is getting more and more expensive now that there's so many more of them, the neko hospitals are empty
[0:06]  Dov Watanabe: LOL
[0:07]  Dehrynn Shepherd: *puts on his lab coat and that doctor head mirror thing* Make sure to get treatment from a qualified provider.. Hmmm What a coincidence.. I happen to be a specialist in that condition Kisho.. you're lucky I got here in time
[0:07]  Kisho Hykova: Awesome... give Dehr his proof of insurance
[0:08]  Kisho Hykova: and shows proof of the condition
[0:08]  Dov Watanabe: @_@
[0:08]  Dehrynn Shepherd: Ahh I do this treatment "pro boner", you don't need insurance
[0:08]  Ima Peccable: omg....I went to Bonutti (bone-nutty?) clinic for a broken wrist....Dr. Bonutti looked and sounded like Curly, talk about one nervous patient!
[0:08]  Kisho Hykova: Sweet!
[0:08]  Kisho Hykova: You may proceed to to do your practice
[0:09]  Dov Watanabe: Dr. Shepherd, please let me know if you need to refer him to a specialist. I did my internship in exactly this kind of treatment.
[0:09]  Kisho Hykova: hehe
[0:10]  Dehrynn Shepherd takes Kisho behind the curtain and helps him disrobe.."I'll need you to consult on this one too, Dr Dov..
[0:10]  Kisho Hykova: Ima can be my nurse
[0:10]  Dov Watanabe: Plus my Jewish mother would be so happy if she knew I was playing doctor.
[0:10]  Dehrynn Shepherd: heheh Dov
[0:10]  Kisho Hykova: lol
[0:10]  Kyne Tigerpaw: hehehe, rawrs
[0:10]  Kisho Hykova follows doctor's orders and strips
[0:10]  Dehrynn Shepherd: xD
[0:10]  Dov Watanabe hurriedly adjusts his lab coat and rushes behind the curtain to examine the patient
[0:11]  Kisho Hykova: Ooh...your "firm" is so professional
[0:11]  Dov Watanabe: Hmmmmmmm
[0:11]  Kyne Tigerpaw: Whooo, take it off
[0:11]  Ima Peccable grins and brings in the tray of sterilized instruments while wearing his clean nurse outfit with white shoes.
[0:11]  Kisho Hykova: Instruments...eeps
[0:11]  Dov Watanabe tugs on his latex gloves *SNAP*
[0:11]  Kisho Hykova: This requires surgery?
[0:11]  Ima Peccable: Calm down, this only will hurt the first time.
[0:11]  Kisho Hykova eeps
[0:12]  Dov Watanabe: Nurse, please give the patient a pillow to bite down on
[0:12]  Kyne Tigerpaw winces as he hears that snap
[0:12]  Ima Peccable picks up the biggest needle to make sure it works.
[0:12]  Kisho Hykova: It better be a big prick...I am tired of all those small pricks running around
[0:12]  Dehrynn Shepherd: We are very thorough in "exploratory probing", that's one of my specialties.. gotta make sure you check deep for anything that might need .. theraputic stimulation or manipulation.. swelling must be handled properly
[0:12]  Kisho Hykova looks sheepishly, "Ok Doctor."
[0:13]  Dov Watanabe: Dr. Shepherd, I'm glad you brought me into this consult. This is quite a remarkable patient
[0:13]  Ima Peccable opens a cabinet and pulls out a cushy pillow to hand to the patient patient. "Here, be sure you bite this if anything gets uncomfortable."
[0:13]  Kisho Hykova takes the pillow
[0:13]  Dov Watanabe: Heheheeee
[0:14]  Kisho Hykova considers switching his insurance
[0:14]  Ima Peccable: It won't really "hurt" since we don't really like that word here.
[0:14]  Kyne Tigerpaw is already writing out a check
[0:14]  Dov Watanabe: Hehehe
[0:15]  Kisho Hykova: So Doc, is swollen chim really this serious?
[0:15]  Ima Peccable checks the IV drip and the syringe to make sure everything is in working order.
[0:15]  Kisho Hykova: If you stick an IV in my chim, I'm gonna cry
[0:15]  Dov Watanabe: Well, it can be quite frustrating of the tension is not released.
[0:16]  Dov Watanabe: *if
[0:16]  Ima Peccable: That might deflate it too fast....no, we have better methods.
[0:16]  Kisho Hykova: "An erection lasting more than 4 hours is a medical emergency."
[0:16]  Dov Watanabe: It could lead to a condition known as "blue prims."
[0:16]  Ima Peccable: (omg yus)
[0:17]  Kisho Hykova: Hmmm...seems like Dr. Dehr is on the golf course
[0:17]  Kyne Tigerpaw: hahaha
[0:17]  Dov Watanabe: LOL
[0:17]  Dov Watanabe: He's playing with his blackberry
[0:17]  Kyne Tigerpaw: probably napping under his desk XD
[0:17]  Dehrynn Shepherd comes up from his examination "you're in serious trouble Kisho, I think I'll have to take you to the bedroo..err emergency room to complete the rest of this operation
[0:17]  Dov Watanabe: LOL!
[0:17]  Kisho Hykova follows the doctor's orders
[0:18]  Ima Peccable loosens arm straps and straightens the rollable paper (I'd rather doodle on it) on the bench/examination table.
[0:18]  Caeru Dubrovna: ello :)
[0:18]  Dehrynn Shepherd: Hmm kisho would be fun to doodle on, yes
[0:18]  Kisho Hykova: hehe
[0:18]  Ima Peccable giggles
[0:19]  Dehrynn Shepherd believes the 12 minute countdown clock is started...
[0:19]  Ima Peccable pockets the markers for later doodling. (shhh)
[0:19]  Kisho Hykova eeps.
[0:19]  Dov Watanabe: Ima, that's not the kiddie placemat!
[0:19]  Ima Peccable: countdown?
[0:19]  Kyne Tigerpaw: hehehe XD only so much dancing I can take if I'm going to be back tomorrow, but I just can't go to bed!
[0:19]  Ima Peccable: D@MN!T
[0:19]  Dov Watanabe: XD
[0:20]  Ima Peccable pats the exam table for the patient to hop onto
[0:20]  Kisho Hykova gets on the table, confident he is in the hands of experts
[0:21]  Dov Watanabe rubs the stethoscope to make sure it's not shockingly cold
[0:21]  Ima Peccable gently shoves Kisho backwards and straps his arms down, not explaining everything
[0:21]  Kisho Hykova: Straps?
[0:21]  Kisho Hykova: eeps
[0:22]  Ima Peccable noddles. "Of course, to prevent harm if you jump."
[0:22]  Kisho Hykova: hmmm
[0:22]  Ima Peccable: For YOUR safety
[0:22]  Kisho Hykova: You testing for reflexes?
[0:22]  Ima Peccable nods mutely
[0:22]  Kisho Hykova is kinda scared
[0:22]  Dov Watanabe: We have different tests for... involuntary muscle movements, Kisho
[0:23]  Kisho Hykova: Like what kind of tests?
[0:23]  Dov Watanabe: A battery of tests. PAGING DR. BENWAY!
[0:23]  Ima Peccable hands the knee-jerk hammer to Ass. Dr. Dov
[0:23]  Kisho Hykova dreads getting the bill
[0:23]  Kisho Hykova: lol
[0:24]  Dov Watanabe: Shhh, this is all covered.
[0:24]  Kisho Hykova: But.... I am naked on this table
[0:24]  Dehrynn Shepherd nods
[0:24]  Ima Peccable: "not unusual"
[0:24]  Kyne Tigerpaw just watches.
[0:24]  Kisho Hykova had no idea swollen chim was so serious
[0:25]  Dehrynn Shepherd: As you should be.. its hard to treat someone with clothes on, or mollest ..err.. take their temperature..
[0:25]  Dov Watanabe: LOL
[0:25]  Dehrynn Shepherd: Now see, that's why we're the professionals
[0:25]  Dehrynn Shepherd: we see this all the time
[0:25]  Kisho Hykova: Doc...I think it is getting worse
[0:25]  Dehrynn Shepherd: and we've treated many of them
[0:25]  Ima Peccable awaits further directions while looking over instruments (hoping he got the correct ones)
[0:25]  Dehrynn Shepherd: Like I said, sometimes you have to make it swell more before it can go down
[0:25]  Kisho Hykova hopes Ima got the right ones too
[0:26]  Dov Watanabe: Dr. Shepherd, I believe the patient needs your "special" therapy.
[0:26]  Dov Watanabe: LOL kisho
[0:26]  Kisho Hykova begins to squirm
[0:26]  Dehrynn Shepherd nods "you may be right Dr Dov, we can't wait much longer.. get him prepped and in the stirrups STAT
[0:26]  Kisho Hykova: Stirrups?
[0:27]  Kisho Hykova: I'm gonna give birth?
[0:27]  Dehrynn Shepherd: its just a precaution..
[0:27]  Kisho Hykova: Oh..ok
[0:27]  Dov Watanabe: It appears a sheen of sweat has broken out all over the patient's body. He's definitely feverish and flushed.
[0:27]  Kyne Tigerpaw looks around and rubs his eyes
[0:27]  Kyne Tigerpaw: Well
[0:27]  Dehrynn Shepherd: no, you are going to be given birth, but it might hurt a little when i start .. the treatment
[0:27]  Kyne Tigerpaw: I got nothing left, so I'm going to go to bed while you all take advantage of Kisho <3
[0:27]  Dov Watanabe: Nuuuuuuuuu Kyne.
[0:27]  Kisho Hykova: Awww nights Kyne sweety
[0:27]  Dehrynn Shepherd: I've got 3 minutes left and then I'm following Kyne to bed..
[0:27]  Ima Peccable grabs the patient's arm to steady him as the syringe is readied for his arm, checks for veins that will receive the numbing meds.
[0:28]  Ima Peccable: Awww night Kyno
[0:28]  Kisho Hykova: Then this thereapy better be real fast...lol
[0:28]  Dehrynn Shepherd: hehehe
[0:28]  Dov Watanabe: Ni ni Kyne! Sweet dreams blue kitty
[0:28]  Kyne Tigerpaw: hehehe, nini boys & have a good night, see you tomorrow~
[0:28]  Kisho Hykova: Nights sweety
[0:28]  Ima Peccable jabs the needle into Kisho's arm and administers the sedative quickly, losing no time now.
[0:28]  Sybaek Zuta: gnight Kyne
[0:29]  Kisho Hykova: Ouch!
[0:29]  Dov Watanabe: There there, that was just a little prick. And we all know you don't like little pricks.
[0:29]  Ima Peccable pullls out the stirrups and lifts Kisho's heavy feet into them.
[0:30]  Ima Peccable makes sure everything is securely fastened, quickly!
[0:30]  Kisho Hykova lays there...not sure of what is next
[0:30]  Dehrynn Shepherd: Dov, thank you for the wonderful tunes
[0:30]  Ima Peccable moves out of the way so the doctors can perform neccessary procedures.
[0:31]  Dov Watanabe: You're welcome, Dehr! As always!
[0:31]  Kisho Hykova: Damn... the docs are in a shift change
[0:31]  Ima Peccable waits in case he's needed.
[0:31]  Dov Watanabe: Thanks for coming, Dr. Elf.
[0:31]  Dov Watanabe: LOL Kisho
[0:31]  Ima Peccable: hehe
[0:31]  Dehrynn Shepherd gives Kisho "the treatment" leaving him hot, sweaty, and thoroughly satisfied, but thinks he needs repeated treatments
[0:31]  Kisho Hykova: hehe... sweet
[0:32]  Dov Watanabe writes out a prescription for further therapy.
[0:32]  Kisho Hykova: Is a Shamwow on that list Dov?
[0:32]  Dov Watanabe: We're going to need to keep this one under close supervision, I believe
[0:32]  Ima Peccable: LOL
[0:32]  Ima Peccable writes out prescriptions for the doc to sign and appointments for Kisho to take to the front desk.
[0:32]  Dov Watanabe: LOL Kisho, yes.
[0:33]  Dehrynn Shepherd: Goodnight !*poofs*
[0:33]  Dov Watanabe: ...*mew*
[0:33]  Ima Peccable unfastens straps and buckles, "Take it slowly, you still might be drowsy."
[0:33]  Kisho Hykova: Nights doctor Dehr:-)
[0:33]  Ima Peccable: Night Dr. Dehr

[0:34]  Dov Watanabe: Kisho, it appears you have a fever. And the only cure... is more cowbell!
[0:34]  Kisho Hykova: moo
[0:34]  Ima Peccable: LOL
[0:34]  Dov Watanabe: Heheheee
[0:34]  Kisho Hykova: moo
[0:35]  Ima Peccable: omg...Dov, did you know I put the last chat on my blog?
[0:35]  Kisho Hykova: The whole doctor thing?
[0:35]  Dov Watanabe: Which chat, Ima?
[0:35]  Ima Peccable: No
[0:36]  Ima Peccable: another one
[0:36]  Ima Peccable: with Photos
[0:36]  Dov Watanabe: LOL serious?
[0:36]  Ima Peccable: http://imapeccable.blogspot.com
[0:36]  Dov Watanabe: Sweet!
[0:36]  Ima Peccable: serious
[0:36]  Ima Peccable: I might do this one too....if no one objects
[0:37]  Dov Watanabe: I have no objection. It should be published in all the unreputable medical journals

[0:39]  Kisho Hykova: Careful Dov..my chim is still sensative
[0:39]  Ima Peccable: hehe
[0:39]  Dov Watanabe: Does it hurt when I do this? *touches*
[0:40]  Kisho Hykova: nope
[0:40]  Dov Watanabe: Excellent
[0:41]  Dov Watanabe: Dammit I'm a stepp off. I feel like Jujubee on RuPaul's Drag Race
[0:41]  Dov Watanabe: *step
[0:42]  Kisho Hykova: lol
[0:42]  Ima Peccable: LOL
[0:42]  Kisho Hykova: normally it synchs right up..here
[0:43]  Kisho Hykova: Hmmm..you be sync free Dov
[0:43]  Kisho Hykova: Close
[0:43]  Dov Watanabe: Yeah I don't get it.
[0:43]  Kisho Hykova: It's prolly me or you lagging a bit
[0:43]  Dov Watanabe nods
[0:44]  Dov Watanabe: I blame the Lindens
[0:44]  Kisho Hykova: Yeah, its me..you and Ima are in time
[0:44]  Dov Watanabe: Heheheee
[0:46]  Kisho Hykova dances out of time
[0:47]  Kisho Hykova: I told you my chim was in serious need of medical attention
[0:48]  Dov Watanabe: I'm fading. So just a few tracks left.... I'm gonna end it around the 4-hour mark. 1-ish.
[0:48]  Kisho Hykova: Ok
[0:48]  Dov Watanabe: Then Kisho and I can pile into Bru's van and get taken away. XD
[0:48]  Kisho Hykova: Hehe
[0:48]  Ima Peccable: I saved "Kisho's Chim Treatment" to edit for my blog.
[0:48]  Kisho Hykova: lol Ima
[0:49]  Dov Watanabe: Heheh Kisho's Chim Treatment
[0:51]  Kisho Hykova: Tonight blew by
[0:51]  Dov Watanabe: It really did
[0:51]  Ima Peccable: That happens when you have a great time
[0:51]  Kisho Hykova: *mauRuu*
[0:51]  Kisho Hykova: *mews*
[0:52]  Dov Watanabe: Hehhee
[0:52]  Ima Peccable:  RAWRRR!!
[0:52]  Kisho Hykova: Bleeeeeeat!!
[0:52]  Ima Peccable: Mommy, Mommy, Second Life won't work today..=[[
[0:53]  Dov Watanabe: Like they say, "time flies when you've got Kisho in a paper gown with his ass exposed."
[0:53]  Kisho Hykova: lol
[0:53]  Ima Peccable: =D
[0:53]  Dov Watanabe: Well, I don't know if THEY say it. I say it all the time though.
[0:53]  Ima Peccable: Man....now I'ma have not one but 2 things for the blog
[0:53]  Dov Watanabe: Ahahahaa
[0:53]  Ima Peccable: Whoever THEY are!
[0:53]  Kisho Hykova: Somehow, the words paper and ass in the same sentence conjures the wrong image for me
[0:53]  Ima Peccable: lmao!!
[0:54]  Dov Watanabe: LOL
[0:54]  Dov Watanabe: Nice
[0:56]  Kisho Hykova: *mauRuu*
[0:56]  Kisho Hykova: *mews*
[0:56]  Ima Peccable: Dovey, ima spam you with 4 pics, k?
[0:56]  Dov Watanabe: k.
[0:57]  Kisho Hykova: Ty Ima
[0:57]  Dov Watanabe: Thanks Ima!
[0:57]  Ima Peccable: Kisho gets 2 since he already had the other 2
[0:57]  Ima Peccable: YVW guys
[0:58]  Ima Peccable: The best will go in the blog....too bad I didn't get Dehr and Kyne in any, but the chat took up my attention.
[0:58]  Kisho Hykova: lol
[0:58]  Dov Watanabe: Heh
[0:59]  Kisho Hykova: I got the distinct impression Dehr liked being the Doctor
[0:59]  Dov Watanabe: LOL yeah I got that sense too.
[0:59]  Kisho Hykova: His avi fits the role too
[0:59]  Dov Watanabe: Mmmhmmm
[0:59]  Ima Peccable: He's done that before with Pook as assistant
[0:59]  Ima Peccable: Pookie is hilarious
[0:59]  Kisho Hykova: hehe
[1:00]  Ima Peccable: So serious and smart...unexpectedly funny
[1:00]  Dov Watanabe: Definitely
[1:00]  Kisho Hykova: well..how can you be serious with a name like "Pookie?"
[1:00]  Dov Watanabe: Ahahaaaaaa
[1:00]  Ima Peccable: Like Dov with his cowbell comment
[1:00]  Ima Peccable: Yeah!!
[1:00]  Dov Watanabe: I GOTTA have more COWBELL!!
[1:01]  Ima Peccable: LOL
[1:01]  Kisho Hykova: From contneted cows even
[1:01]  Kisho Hykova: *contented
[1:01]  Dov Watanabe: Yup. Those are the contented Cali cows